YOU MAY BE THE PERFECT DOG OWNER IF YOU...

• Think chewing on books and furniture is a sign of intelligence

• Think 15 years of caring for a pet does not seem like a lifetime

• Look forward to big, wet kisses when you come home each day

• Don't mind sharing your house with someone who sheds, tracks dirt occasionally, and possibly drools

• Don't mind sharing your house with someone who will never clean up after themselves

• Want to take care of someone every day

• Don't mind a playmate who likes to chase balls and drag off shoes

• Don't mind a playmate who likes to slobber on balls and shoes

• Would like to spend your extra money on pet food, toys, veterinary care, chew bones, and more chew bones

• Want someone to adore you even on a bad hair day

• Believe that spaying and neutering pets will help solve the pet overpopulation problems

• Can't imagine leaving your devoted pet behind when you move

• Want to keep an ID tag on your pets, so they can get back to you no matter what 

• njoy unconditional love and constant companionship